my first horoscope installment (valentine's day lovescopes are on the way!) for pause cafe:
ARIES: smile at strangers. you'll regret angering the wrong person. your cosmic drink: red eye
TAURUS: you will beat the economic downtown if you learn to compromise. your cosmic drink: english breakfast tea
GEMINI: sshhh! let others do the talking this year. your cosmic drink: double espresso
CANCER: don't worry. everything is going to be okay. your cosmic drink: hot cocoa with marshmallows
LEO: save the drama for your mama. don't worry about petty stuff this year. your cosmic drink: mocha latte
VIRGO: virgos gone wild in '09! live it up! your cosmic drink: cappuccino
LIBRA: you should take up transcendental meditation this year. trust me. your cosmic drink: cafe au lait
SCORPIO: don't be afraid to reach out and hug someone. your cosmic drink: coffee. black.
SAGITTARIUS: sprinkle your loved ones with tokens of your affection. your cosmic drink: green tea latte
CAPRICORN: this is your year. don't screw it up. your cosmic drink: americano
AQUARIUS: stand up for your beliefs. buy that iphone you want. your cosmic drink: water!
PISCES: you will finally hone your ESP this year! your cosmic drink: king crimson tea
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4 comments:
i like my horoscope (aries). i used to always smile at strangers until one particularly drunk one on the train CAME AND SAT NEXT TO ME and started rubbing my arm. It was horrible. I could totally go for a red-eye right now, as my eyes are red from staring at the computer. what is it and is it alcoholic.
this is fun, i will come back
did i mention that i married that drunk stranger?
jk, it was a diff. drunk stranger
a red eye could be made alcoholic. technically it's coffee with a shot of espresso, but i guess you could substitute that for a shot of anything you'd like!
what a strange man you did marry. but no turning back, you're stuck with the brisbins!!
UMMM......how the eff could i not have realized that ALLY is only one W away from WALLY?!! $*#&$*(#&$*(@&$#*($&#@($#
methinks the multiverse is speaking to us, Madamoiselle Mantis!
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